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Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Fort Useless Virginia
Job: Soldier

"Why would a 21 year old hard ass motherfucker who legally kills people on a daily basis for a living be jealous of a 14 year old, A cup, pre-madonna skater bitch wannabe who has to ask her mom to go the movies?" -RCrusoe to Sk8ergirl14

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MercatorMap

All you fucking paltalk pervs, watchout!

Posted by MercatorMap Sep. 17, 2008 @ 6:06 PM EDT

MERCATORMAP IS ON THE PATROL, AND HE WILL FIND YOU!

And then have funny as fuck conversations with you as follows:

chilly_9: hi a/s/l

MercatorMap: 15/F/Cali

chilly_9: how r u?

MercatorMap: Fine!

MercatorMap: How r u?

chilly_9: good thanx

MercatorMap: ur so cute!

MercatorMap: is that you in the pic?

chilly_9: i think its illegal to talk dirty to an under 16. lol

MercatorMap: ?

MercatorMap: it is?

chilly_9: yh thats me, thanx

MercatorMap: i live in mississippi

MercatorMap: its ok here.

MercatorMap: my cousin got married at 13.

chilly_9: is it?

MercatorMap: Yup

chilly_9: fair enough, i'll take ur word for it

MercatorMap: u start?

chilly_9: so, u on cam?

MercatorMap: I don't have one.

chilly_9: i'm not on

MercatorMap: my parents wom't let me.

chilly_9: ohhh, shame. you got a pic?

MercatorMap: No...

MercatorMap: I dunno how to put pics on my computer

chilly_9: ok, nevermind

MercatorMap: sowey =(

chilly_9: lol, ok no worries

chilly_9: so whats ur name?

MercatorMap: michelle

chilly_9: nice

MercatorMap: you?

chilly_9: i'm craig

MercatorMap: oh

MercatorMap: u look like a james

chilly_9: lol

MercatorMap: ^_^

chilly_9: so u alone right now then?

MercatorMap: yup

MercatorMap: my parents are at work.

chilly_9: and feeling horny?

MercatorMap: yeahhhhhh

chilly_9: cool

MercatorMap: u start?

chilly_9: what u wearing babes

MercatorMap: apple bottom jeans

MercatorMap: spagetti top

MercatorMap: u?

chilly_9: shorts and sleeveless top

MercatorMap: tanktop?
chilly_9: yeah

chilly_9: was hoping u had short skirt on

MercatorMap: mmm

MercatorMap: i can change into that.

MercatorMap: 1 sec

chilly_9: ok

MercatorMap: back

chilly_9: while ur changing may aswell leave the skirt off

chilly_9: lol

MercatorMap: got my fav skirt on.

chilly_9: k

MercatorMap: ok ^_^

chilly_9: any underwear?

MercatorMap: i take my skirt off, nice an slowly...

MercatorMap: my cute butt pops out with the pink string bikini...
chilly_9: ok, and i kiss ur neck

chilly_9: nice

MercatorMap: behind my ears!

MercatorMap: i like it there1

chilly_9: ok

chilly_9: my cock is getting hard thinking of you naked

MercatorMap: i see the bulge in ur pants...

chilly_9: yeah

MercatorMap: its so big!

chilly_9: 7"

MercatorMap: wow!

chilly_9: it really is too babe

MercatorMap: cool

MercatorMap: dunno if i can take that...

chilly_9: would love to find out

MercatorMap: i slowly unbutton ur jeans...

chilly_9: mmm

MercatorMap: I straddle you...

MercatorMap: still leaving your pants on...

chilly_9: oooh yeah

chilly_9: i'm aching to get inside you

MercatorMap: waits for the man...

chilly_9: i kiss you hard and grip ur sexy young ass

chilly_9: pulling u in to my cock

MercatorMap: I sit up and begin to pull of my soft cotton panties....

MercatorMap: the soft cotton panties slide off my smooth porcelain skin....

chilly_9: i undo the buttons on my underwear revealing my cock

MercatorMap: my panties slide down to my waste to reveal...

MercatorMap: MY HUGE 12 INCH HAIRY MAN BEAR PIG PENIS

MercatorMap: I SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE FACE WITH IT

MercatorMap: THEN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT

MercatorMap: MAKING YOU GAG REPEATEDLY

MercatorMap: YOU SICK FUCK

MercatorMap: YOU TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

chilly_9: ok, very funny, i thought you weren't real

MercatorMap: AND I SPRAY ALL OVER YOUR FACE

MercatorMap: I THEN SLAP YOU WITH THE COCK ONE MORE TIME

chilly_9 is now offline.
Messages will be delivered when they sign on to Paltalk.

MercatorMap: AND SHOVE A 10 DOLLAR BILL DOWN YOUR SHIRT

Epic win is epic.

Link to my original post in the paltalk thread.

Pedophiles, and pedobears, you have been warned.

Chilly_9's profile pic below

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Updated: 09/19/08 1:19 PM 17 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
MercatorMap

For you skeptics and warhawks out there!

Posted by MercatorMap Sep. 10, 2008 @ 1:53 AM EDT

I have recently uploaded a collaborated video from myself and friends in Iraq doing what we do best.
Disturbin tha peace.
No, not really. Our jobs are as peacekeepers, but when the shit hits the fan, we end it. We don't start it.

The video is on youtube and you will need a youtube account in order to view it.

This video is kept private so no others may copy/steal/embed the video without my explicit permission. As of such, if you want to view the video, you must PM me for my Youtube account name and ask for a friend's invite. Once you get the invite and accept it, you will be able to view the video.

Iraqi's pwned

Video Notes

1. This video is shot and compiled by 1st Cavalry Division 1-5, based out of Fort Hood Texas.

2. This video was shot in early 2007.

3. Yes, I know the bottom left hand corner has an earlier date on it in the beginning of the video. Like I said, this video is a collaberation, and I was not in the armed forces when those pictures were taken. Those pictures are meant to honor the fallen Iraqi and US soldiers who fight the good fight against the muslim extremists.

4. Much of the video is shot from a UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle)

5. Our CO was nice enough to let us borrow the tape after the debrief of that day's mission

Updated: 09/10/08 1:54 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
MercatorMap

Birthday...

Posted by MercatorMap Jul. 30, 2008 @ 10:20 AM EDT

My 20th birthday is coming up next week. To bad I'll have to patrol that day, but Im sure that me and some friends can get a hold of some brewski's from the nice locals who don't try to kill us on a day to day basis.

Im not going to get wasted, but hopefully mom will send me some of those damn good cookies she makes.

BTW GUYS, DO NOT SEND US CHOCOLATE BARS. THOSE FUCKING SUCK. THEY MELT BEFORE THEY GET WITHIN 300 MILES OF US.

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HNDLBRSR4FAGS

Posted by MercatorMap Jan. 3, 2008 @ 10:43 AM EST

O'l ron keeps tryin to piss me off lol...seriously that dude has no life.

Hmm...seems like the asshole has grown on me. I now know the pleasures of pissing off 13 year olds and making them cry. Thanks for introducing me to that Ron!
BIGBADRON DEMODDED! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?

Updated: 03/28/08 10:32 AM 15 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!