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All you fucking paltalk pervs, watchout!

Posted by MercatorMap Sep. 17, 2008 @ 6:06 PM EDT

MERCATORMAP IS ON THE PATROL, AND HE WILL FIND YOU!

And then have funny as fuck conversations with you as follows:
chilly_9: hi a/s/l

MercatorMap: 15/F/Cali

chilly_9: how r u?

MercatorMap: Fine!

MercatorMap: How r u?

chilly_9: good thanx

MercatorMap: ur so cute!

MercatorMap: is that you in the pic?

chilly_9: i think its illegal to talk dirty to an under 16. lol

MercatorMap: ?

MercatorMap: it is?

chilly_9: yh thats me, thanx

MercatorMap: i live in mississippi

MercatorMap: its ok here.

MercatorMap: my cousin got married at 13.

chilly_9: is it?

MercatorMap: Yup

chilly_9: fair enough, i'll take ur word for it

MercatorMap: u start?

chilly_9: so, u on cam?

MercatorMap: I don't have one.

chilly_9: i'm not on

MercatorMap: my parents wom't let me.

chilly_9: ohhh, shame. you got a pic?

MercatorMap: No...

MercatorMap: I dunno how to put pics on my computer

chilly_9: ok, nevermind

MercatorMap: sowey =(

chilly_9: lol, ok no worries

chilly_9: so whats ur name?

MercatorMap: michelle

chilly_9: nice

MercatorMap: you?

chilly_9: i'm craig

MercatorMap: oh

MercatorMap: u look like a james

chilly_9: lol

MercatorMap: ^_^

chilly_9: so u alone right now then?

MercatorMap: yup

MercatorMap: my parents are at work.

chilly_9: and feeling horny?

MercatorMap: yeahhhhhh

chilly_9: cool

MercatorMap: u start?

chilly_9: what u wearing babes
MercatorMap: apple bottom jeans

MercatorMap: spagetti top

MercatorMap: u?

chilly_9: shorts and sleeveless top

MercatorMap: tanktop?
chilly_9: yeah

chilly_9: was hoping u had short skirt on

MercatorMap: mmm

MercatorMap: i can change into that.

MercatorMap: 1 sec

chilly_9: ok

MercatorMap: back

chilly_9: while ur changing may aswell leave the skirt off

chilly_9: lol

MercatorMap: got my fav skirt on.

chilly_9: k

MercatorMap: ok ^_^

chilly_9: any underwear?

MercatorMap: i take my skirt off, nice an slowly...

MercatorMap: my cute butt pops out with the pink string bikini...
chilly_9: ok, and i kiss ur neck

chilly_9: nice

MercatorMap: behind my ears!

MercatorMap: i like it there1

chilly_9: ok

chilly_9: my cock is getting hard thinking of you naked

MercatorMap: i see the bulge in ur pants...

chilly_9: yeah

MercatorMap: its so big!

chilly_9: 7"

MercatorMap: wow!

chilly_9: it really is too babe

MercatorMap: cool

MercatorMap: dunno if i can take that...

chilly_9: would love to find out

MercatorMap: i slowly unbutton ur jeans...

chilly_9: mmm

MercatorMap: I straddle you...

MercatorMap: still leaving your pants on...

chilly_9: oooh yeah

chilly_9: i'm aching to get inside you

MercatorMap: waits for the man...

chilly_9: i kiss you hard and grip ur sexy young ass

chilly_9: pulling u in to my cock

MercatorMap: I sit up and begin to pull of my soft cotton panties....

MercatorMap: the soft cotton panties slide off my smooth porcelain skin....

chilly_9: i undo the buttons on my underwear revealing my cock

MercatorMap: my panties slide down to my ankles to reveal...

MercatorMap: MY HUGE 12 INCH HAIRY MAN BEAR PIG PENIS

MercatorMap: I SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE FACE WITH IT

MercatorMap: THEN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT

MercatorMap: MAKING YOU GAG REPEATEDLY

MercatorMap: YOU SICK FUCK

MercatorMap: YOU TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

chilly_9: ok, very funny, i thought you weren't real

MercatorMap: AND I SPRAY ALL OVER YOUR FACE

MercatorMap: I THEN SLAP YOU WITH THE COCK ONE MORE TIME

chilly_9 is now offline.
Messages will be delivered when they sign on to Paltalk.

MercatorMap: AND SHOVE A 10 DOLLAR BILL DOWN YOUR SHIRT

Epic win is epic.

Link to my original post in the paltalk thread.

Pedophiles, and pedobears, you have been warned.

Chilly_9's profile pic below

Updated: 03/12/09 10:35 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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54 Comments

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:21 PM Chdonga says:

That's basically IMVU

Sep. 17, 2008 | 7:14 PM MercatorMap responds:

If you say so. I call it cyber rape.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 7:01 PM RapidStrike says:

Crashtalk.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 7:31 PM MercatorMap responds:

Yes, it was on crash/pal talk.

But it was fucking epic.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 7:49 PM Gagsy says:

Hot, I'm gonna ask him to my friends list.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 12:10 AM MercatorMap responds:

lol heehee, it was good stuff, you shoulda been there ;)

Sep. 17, 2008 | 10:06 PM mushroomn says:

I'm a fat person add me to your list

Sep. 18, 2008 | 12:11 AM MercatorMap responds:

No?

Sep. 18, 2008 | 9:52 AM Kenshi says:

I'll do that some time..

Sep. 18, 2008 | 10:31 AM MercatorMap responds:

T'was good fun, just come on in to the paltalk room, and theres bound to be a perv sooner or later.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:48 AM Conker125 says:

Mercator, you freaking win. That was hilarious.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 1:47 PM MercatorMap responds:

Thanks! It was even more win when Ryan was narrating it in the paltalk room. Fucking massive lulz had by all!

Sep. 18, 2008 | 3:25 PM SCUD14 says:

LMAO ryan's voiceover gave it 10 times the win.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 3:40 PM MercatorMap responds:

Yes, it did. It made the win go OVER 9,000!

Sep. 18, 2008 | 3:38 PM RobotTaco says:

I'm tempted to get Paltalk, so I can do what you just did...

Sep. 18, 2008 | 3:41 PM MercatorMap responds:

It's good. A relatively small download, and only takes 5 minutes to set up if you have a decent PC.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:12 PM StagBeetle says:

uhh, what do you have against pedophiles jeez

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:14 PM MercatorMap responds:

Nothing, accept that they take advantage of young, naive children and abuse them for their own sick twisted sexual pleasure. Nothing like leaving a child permanently scarred for your own selfishness.

Sep. 19, 2008 | 12:47 PM Alfie says:

What, no icon?
Also, add me to Paltalk - AlfieNG, and MSN if you have it alfie-sr@hotmail.co.uk

This is GOLD, share more, now.

Sep. 19, 2008 | 1:13 PM MercatorMap responds:

Sure, I'll get the perv's pic and put the it up as an icon just for you.

I'll add you on paltalk.

Sep. 20, 2008 | 5:45 PM Black-Ops says:

rofl, great work Merc. :P

You should find out where this man lives, and post flyers around his town with his picture on it along with the caption "THIS MAN IS A PEDOPHILE."

And I remember Ryan narrating it, that was fucking awesome. :D

Sep. 20, 2008 | 5:49 PM MercatorMap responds:

I don't want to appear to be a scientologist, so I'll have to avoid that.

But yes, I said it before and I'll say it again, Ryan's narration made the win go OVER 9,000!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 5:14 PM nataSNoose says:

this is real pwnage lulz

Sep. 21, 2008 | 5:14 PM MercatorMap responds:

Yah. It is epic win!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 5:15 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'm gonna make an alt and trick you, mmkay?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 5:51 PM MercatorMap responds:

Ok. If you say so. As long as you don't profit.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 2:16 AM Lotus says:

OMFG

That was epic good sir. XD

Sep. 23, 2008 | 12:01 PM MercatorMap responds:

I'll try to keep the good times rolling in!

Oct. 1, 2008 | 2:35 PM AlphaCentauri says:

MercatorMap: I dunno how to put pics on my computer

I found that to be the funniest thing you said.

What a stupid ass face that guy has.

Oct. 3, 2008 | 12:48 AM MercatorMap responds:

I was going for a stupid and young kiddo.

Apparently I did well.

I agree, he has a stupid ass face.

Updated: Oct. 3, 2008, 12:48 AM

Oct. 3, 2008 | 12:59 AM The-Great-One says:

Hilarious!

It's good to see someone going after pedophiles and pedobears in such a grand fashion.

Oct. 8, 2008 | 2:33 PM TheAutocrat says:

pfft! poor guy never seen it coming. I bet he hangs out in skating rinks in his town.

Oct. 11, 2008 | 7:26 PM MercatorMap responds:

Probly trying to score 14 year old chicks.

Oct. 22, 2008 | 4:44 PM mrkaboom12 says:

Lmao, epic pwnage. You gave that pervert what he deserved

Oct. 24, 2008 | 11:14 AM MercatorMap responds:

In 4 months I'll be able to track him down and arrest him!

Oct. 29, 2008 | 10:59 PM Sawdust says:

He looks like a frat boy.

Oct. 30, 2008 | 12:08 AM MercatorMap responds:

Probably is one of those assholish jock types.

Nov. 10, 2008 | 12:56 PM TacoFreak says:

WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR

Nov. 12, 2008 | 11:16 PM Exodus212 says:

Sweet motherfucking hell.

PWNED
W
N
E
DENWP

Nov. 16, 2008 | 2:39 AM 6Lewk9 says:

Oh dear balls I lold till my sides hurt xD

Nov. 16, 2008 | 4:35 PM Helloworld00 says:

HAHA!

Talk about a win for the normal people. That perv got what was coming to him!
I'm gonna do that sometime. Sounds HILARIOUS!!!

Nov. 18, 2008 | 6:31 PM Oyajitchi-sama says:

Damn...that is pretty funny.

Dec. 9, 2008 | 12:53 AM bloodreaper1 says:

i fucking lol'd hard

Dec. 12, 2008 | 5:06 PM Spirosgod says:

Lol that was the most epic chat convertion I have ever seen!

Dec. 12, 2008 | 5:51 PM Ghost1124 says:

u did it for teh lulz rite

Dec. 13, 2008 | 11:23 PM MercatorMap responds:

Of course I did it for teh lulz. I wish I had the partyvan Copypastad

Dec. 14, 2008 | 12:06 PM LampFace says:

lmao.

Dec. 15, 2008 | 11:09 PM nymphoid says:

someone thinks they're as funny as bloodninja

somebody is wrong

(proof pic in my blog, by the way :] just because you can't get any doesn't mean uyersuyer can't either)

Dec. 17, 2008 | 3:50 PM MercatorMap responds:

I love how you and your left hand alt bone each other. How does that work out?

Dec. 29, 2008 | 7:16 PM Unlimited-Access says:

Nice work.

Dec. 30, 2008 | 8:31 AM No36 says:

Owned. Do more.

Jan. 4, 2009 | 9:12 PM MercatorMap responds:

I will as I get the chance.

Jan. 4, 2009 | 9:10 PM Prinzy2 says:

You sir, are a god among men.

Jan. 4, 2009 | 9:12 PM MercatorMap responds:

If only it were so.

Jan. 6, 2009 | 7:49 PM flamingninja777 says:

That was brilliant. The hairy 12 inch cock never fails.

Jan. 8, 2009 | 10:16 AM Kevin says:

Can we chat on paltalk sometime?

Jan. 9, 2009 | 11:27 PM MercatorMap responds:

Eh, when I'm not busy.

Jan. 15, 2009 | 3:01 AM KaZzNG says:

LOL!!!!!
epic win is epic

Jan. 16, 2009 | 3:30 PM Infinite-one says:

Interesting...

Any more cyber rape you'd like to share?

Jan. 24, 2009 | 7:11 PM Zyphonee says:

OMG, I laughed so hard!

Jan. 31, 2009 | 2:00 AM CharliePrinceton says:

I didnt take the time to read this, but I still hate you.

Feb. 12, 2009 | 3:01 PM MercatorMap responds:

Thats great. Fuck off.

Feb. 13, 2009 | 10:09 PM hunte3r says:

hehe. good one

Feb. 15, 2009 | 1:47 PM Justanothername says:

LOLZ that is great!!!

Feb. 17, 2009 | 9:28 PM Samen says:

"MercatorMap: its so big!

chilly_9: 7""
bwahahahahahahahha!

Feb. 19, 2009 | 5:22 PM MercatorMap responds:

Yes. I liked how he tried to tell me "It really is too babe"

Fail.

Feb. 17, 2009 | 11:12 PM agustana says:

lmfao

Feb. 20, 2009 | 12:01 AM Monkey-Boy says:

There was a thread about this kind of thing, must have been about 2 years ago now. Search parachat for lulz

Feb. 20, 2009 | 12:55 AM MercatorMap responds:

Thats where I got the idea from.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:02 PM DevilDog016 says:

THAT
WAS
FUCKING
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:02 AM Evark says:

"MercatorMap: MY HUGE 12 INCH HAIRY MAN BEAR PIG PENIS" BWAH HA HA.

Expecting it, obviously, but the inclusion of Man bear big made me LMAO.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 9:35 PM MercatorMap responds:

Thanks for the comment!

Mar. 12, 2009 | 10:09 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'd do it.

Mar. 25, 2009 | 3:50 PM Sds71295 says:

oh shit! PWNED!

Mar. 26, 2009 | 6:36 PM SpiffyMasta says:

Now that my friend, is the shit. I would've scared him even more by giving a statement, like your i.p. address has been found, cops will be sent to your home to arrest you for something something. hahaha.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 5:27 PM MercatorMap responds:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 12:28 AM OneWhoListens says:

Great convo, but I think that's entrapment of a sort. He did mention he thought it was illegal to do stuff with an under 16.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 5:26 PM MercatorMap responds:

It's not entrapment if I didn't do anything legally. I also gave him several inconsistencies for him to put 2 and 2 together before we even started. He didn't pick up. Notice I said that I state that I am "14/F/Cali" meaning I am 14 years old, female, and I live in California. Later I state that I live in Mississippi. See what I'm saying?

Plus, being ignorant of the law is no excuse in a court of law.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 3:26 PM pyromaniac616 says:

Merc, I do not like you, but even I have to admit that was a fucking win. Well done.

Mar. 27, 2009 | 5:26 PM MercatorMap responds:

Baww, I'm disliked by people I don't know over the internet.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 3:19 AM FurryDemon says:

You win an internet

May. 13, 2009 | 8:22 PM phrozonfire says:

I fucking lol'd

May. 18, 2009 | 2:53 PM MadiiMonsterr says:

Creepy people like that always try to talk to me :[

Nov. 18, 2009 | 6:16 PM Kajenx says: