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Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Fort Useless Virginia
Job: Soldier

"Why would a 21 year old hard ass motherfucker who legally kills people on a daily basis for a living be jealous of a 14 year old, A cup, pre-madonna skater bitch wannabe who has to ask her mom to go the movies?" -RCrusoe to Sk8ergirl14

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Flash Reviews: 19
Music Reviews: 5
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Latest Flash Reviews

19 Reviews | 7 w/ Responses

Score: 2
Piconjo Kills Pico

"Terrible"

submission: Piconjo Kills Pico
date: May 3, 2008

A complete video footage ripoff of newgrounds rumble, with a crappy framerate, and terrible resolution. The MS paint job text in the beginning was crap as well. Put more effort into your flash.

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Score: 8
Tank Epic

"The music from glory..."

submission: Tank Epic
date: May 3, 2008

Is very appropriate for this piece of flashwork. The 3D art was unexpected, refreshing and well done! Keep it up mate!

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Score: 10
Tankmen Infinity

"The best tankmen Ive ever seen..."

submission: Tankmen Infinity
date: April 30, 2008

Also the bloodiest lol. Plenty of cock jokes, assfucking jokes, and name calling. Fucking awesome. I dont know why nobody ever added females into the Tankmen series, but it definitely enhances the flavor, and the humor.

NEEED MOAR FLASH FRUM U!

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Latest Audio Reviews

5 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 6
Keeping the Blade (C&C Remix)

"If you type C & C..."

date: February 21, 2008

Then we are going to think of Command and Conquer. Not Coheed and Cambria.

Otherwise this is pretty melodic. More of a symphony type of deal.

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Score: 6
{=|Black&White|=}

"Hmmm only problem..."

submission: {=|Black&White|=}
date: February 14, 2008

You need to give credit to the music that plays over Martin luther king. I used to have that CD. Otherwise, good stuff.

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Score: 8
Final Fantasy IX Battle theme

"OMgz, this is one of the best!"

date: February 14, 2008

You stayed true to the treble with the remix. Nice pick of instrument! The backbeat was awesome too! This guys gets an A++++++++++!

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