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Score: 2
Piconjo Kills Pico

"Terrible"

submission: Piconjo Kills Pico
date: May 3, 2008

A complete video footage ripoff of newgrounds rumble, with a crappy framerate, and terrible resolution. The MS paint job text in the beginning was crap as well. Put more effort into your flash.

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Score: 8
Tank Epic

"The music from glory..."

submission: Tank Epic
date: May 3, 2008

Is very appropriate for this piece of flashwork. The 3D art was unexpected, refreshing and well done! Keep it up mate!

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Score: 10
Tankmen Infinity

"The best tankmen Ive ever seen..."

submission: Tankmen Infinity
date: April 30, 2008

Also the bloodiest lol. Plenty of cock jokes, assfucking jokes, and name calling. Fucking awesome. I dont know why nobody ever added females into the Tankmen series, but it definitely enhances the flavor, and the humor.

NEEED MOAR FLASH FRUM U!

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Score: 0
willsmithKEAI493+Day #3

"I have nothing but criticism for you."

date: March 3, 2008

Atleast the shit that Afrounderscore makes is not made with cheap MS paint ripoffs. Seriously. If you are going to do something like this, make it look as similar as possible.

This goes to show that anybody can make one of these horrible flashes.

There wasnt even an intro for it. Just will smith "Stabbing" some random object and the music playing in the background.

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Score: 5
[KK]The ATM

"Hmmmm..."

submission: [KK]The ATM
date: February 29, 2008

Not bad for a KK flash. I was expecting spam like usual, but this is actually worth some value.

KK NEEDS MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS

Its a start, but needs more of everything. More length, more art, more story.

February 29, 2008

Author's Response:

KK isn't all spammers. Some of us have, or still do. But most of us have some quality flash. Especially our collabs.

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Score: 7
Disk extermination

"Pretty decent"

submission: Disk extermination
date: January 3, 2008

Good artwork really. Color would have been a plus, as well as more sound, but you gotta start somewhere.

January 3, 2008

Author's Response:

I think that there are many improving points to be sure. I would like to try hard.

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Score: 10
Mentos Clock Short 6

"Such awesomeness as I have never seen before!"

date: February 18, 2007

Quite possibly the best short flash ever! Good effects, good noise, good humor. The only thing I would have against it, is that you broke CC tradition of using those monotone voices. Other than that good job!

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Score: 10
SoS: Chemistry

"FINALLY!"

submission: SoS: Chemistry
date: January 26, 2007

Something to get me to study for my AP Chemistry! Dude, you have done it, you fucking rock and I FIVEN YOU! Its a good trade off, knowledge for porn, and its a completely original and good idea, plus tasteful porn!

WIN!

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You're my first ever reviewer! Cheers! Thanks for the positive comments and double thanks for a FIVEN!

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Score: 7
Trump vs. Rosie

"Good stuff"

submission: Trump vs. Rosie
date: January 12, 2007

Trump /\

Rosie \/

Good stuff good jokes! I loved how his hair fell off! Good graphics, a bit plain, but they are decent. Keep it up!

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Score: 10
Ash Vs The Two Towers 4/4

"Awesome"

date: January 1, 2007

Wonderfully original, good sound, good voices. GOOD HUMOR! MAKE MORE OF THIS!

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